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UPDATED 10-21-06

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UPDATED 10-17-06

Thanks to my good friend for pointing out that I Fucked Up the movie links in the 10-07 update!
[Folks, if you see a Broken or Down link please let us know in the Shoutbox...]
So to make it up to you, we send a couple of Amateur flicks:
Fucking Couple Clip {0:43}
Sweet Girlfriend BlowJob {1:04}
Mature lady with a shaved pussy {3:19}

UPDATED 10-15-06

H.R. HACKANDSLASH SENDS:
Hey, just when you think that HR is dead, he arrives back!
This is for all the zombies that work 70 hours a week!
The really naughty stuff:
beasties | beasties again | Woof!
bad movies (a repeat I think) | a definite repeat
and one not | Strapon dex | Strapon dex | Blumps dexed
And thats the Porn Round up, back to the news!!!
The "So you want music segment":
Well, I have plenty of dexs at hand, but this is a place where you can get any song your heart desires!
(an off shoot from the 80's music video thingy)
Thanks H.R.HackandSlash!

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UPDATED 10-07-06

H.R. HACKANDSLASH SENDS:
How bout them Bears!
Hey, This is R3dTV back on the air, have not had time to belch some porn out yet, first day off work in a coons age.....(did you think I would be PC...nahhhh).
Well I might slip in a few thingys... watch your step entering the: HackandSlash Zone!!!!
As I wait for YouTube to come back on line...I give you a few music dexs:
Did you ever go to the South by Southwest music fest? I did, and HERE is the complete dump of the entire week long festival of music
(has some andy dick in there too, LOL)
nice collection of music here too
lets see if I can kick start youtube now, Yea!!!! it is alive!!!
Kick the start button RD!!!
sheesh, hit the proper thing (Gads, I pay him for this)
Hey, we have Canadian Content!!!!
(thanks RD!!!!, you are still hired for another day)
it is morning and I want classic cartoons!!!
and here it is, the much awaited Ren and Stimpy Classic SPACE MADNESS!!!! (unedited)
your lucky day viewers, More Ren and Stimpy in two parts Frank Zappa as the pope!
Powdered Toast MAAANNNN!!!!
and 2
Howard Cosell....speaking on sports
and one of the best boxing battles
ok ladies another toon for you
shucks, had to do one more sports thingy
OK...For the Ladies
and some thought, backwards, kinda
backwards, kinda
backwards, kinda
backwards, kinda
and I am one not to build hype, but my ass will be in the seat...
hey, I got music too, just ask, LOL!!!
Thanks H.R.HackandSlash!

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UPDATED 09-30-06

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H.R. HACKANDSLASH SENDS:
A liner note here before we start todays broadcast:
Many of the things that I forward on here are provided by youtube.com, however, this might come to a screeching stop soon because of copyright issues. You can read the news here
I think of it this way. Most of all the items you view were provided as free via television and radio. Any simple chump has a DVR/VHS/Tape Recorder, etc and can record it. So what is the big Hu-Hu? Either you of Mega-biz media conglomerates are not making enough money (hahahahah), or you are turning tricks like dime whores to make more. ESAD, Rupert Murdoch!!!! You can't have it both ways being famous and unknown at the same time!
(puts his soapbox under his bed)
Meanwhile, HIT THE SIGN ON RD!!!
Welcome to the R3Dtv zone
And as you folks know, I am a big kid at heart (and has kids), so I play toons first thing:
How about some classic Popeye?
classic Popeye | classic Popeye | classic Popeye
OK, Some for the little ladies that are watching!!!
My god...just shoot me now...aaaaaaaarrrrghhhh
roll the thundercats!!!
(little known factoid, was written and played by dave mustane)
ok one more ladies cartoon (here you go jen) Episode one of Sailor Moon!!!
RedTVSports, classic and otherwise!!!! The best finish ever of a NASCAR race in two parts!!!
the finish on TV!
Real men, real cars!!!!!
the fight!!!
The things:
This is for your RD, you can link it to the main!!!!
just a little fun, more movie quotes:
Scent of a woman | Fuckin A!!!
You see, it is all not all porn, stick around, you might learn something!!!
Blade Runner the end.....listen to Roys speech. It makes me cry still...
nice music video way after the fact
and R3dtv sports strikes again:
Baseball Hall of Fame Tour
This Used To Be My Playground - Madonna
There's NO crying in baseball!!!
and an odd bit.. a great singing bit uncovered
more movie speeches,,,,
Armageddon - President Speech
Crimson Tide Speech
a big nod to the BR
And will say this once....What makes you...is what you become...
Thanks BR
Hooisers!!!
the end of todays speeches...
William Shatner Polka?!
World News POLKA?!
Hello Bill!!! I like you too!!!
Hey this is H.R. reporting on things:
Rudy! and Brian's Song
Gale Sayers highlights
and sweetness comes home
GO BEARS!!!!
O.K. I get the hint....
I will attempt to give y'all what you want!!!
the naughty bits:
A bit censored, but here yas go...Asian Lesbans part #303, LOL
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex | Les Dex
(if you knew how hard it is to read japanese sites and crack them...sheesh)
and this is probably a repeat but herrrrrrssss...Twistys....
and I know a repeat, but it appears this frog updated his stash
and after a long, long day at work, here is a really pervy movie, which may or may not work.
if it does, Yeehaa!! H.R. sez..."Dogs have fleas because, something has to irritate them other than eating, sleeping and having sex...."
BE SAFE PEEPS! and from our studios somewhere in timezone +3 we wish you all a goodnight!
Thanks H.R.HackandSlash!

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